So I've had one of those bad days.
I cycled to Tesco today for the sole purpose of buying hair gel.
I wonder in through the doors, bag slung over one shoulder, and the alarm goes off.
The scruffy, 20 something, security guard looks somewhat alarmed and appears behind me
"Hello, sir"
"...."
"Do you mind if I look in your bag?"
"You are joking....are you seriously suggesting that I have already stolen something? Or perhaps I have succumb to a tremendous sense of guilt and am trying to return something previously stolen"
He looked slightly shocked and just wondered back to his post.
It didn't go off on the way out, suggesting it was not even my fault it went off in the first place, so Mr stuck up security man has most certainly missed someone actually stealing something.
Every little does certainly not help.
I've had this problem before, usually when you buy something from another shop and they forget to take the tag off.
The alarms sound the noise alerts shoppers and staff alike, whispers can be heard
"He has stolen something, he may steal again!!"
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