Driving home to visit family up north my attention was drawn to a road sign…12 foot wide which simply read:
“DO NOT USE THE HARD SHOULDER”
Well thank you Mr road side sign writing man, if it wasn’t for your not so casual reminder I may have forgotten my years of driving experience, not to mention the highway code, and strayed into that lane which we all know is reserved for emergencies.
In fact I wish you were around more often to write me glaringly obvious notices, some from my visit could have included
“WARNING: Do not try to rekindle a relationship with the girl from home who messed you around”
“OBSERVE: Giving your best friends ex evil stares is not appreciated by anyone”
“CAUTION: Telling old girlfriends how amazing they were may annoy current partners”
“DANGER: Do not drunk text”
Where were you when I needed you most Mr road side sign writing man?
Life can kill…take a break
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