Saturday 28 August 2010

Night clubs



Hey, well firstly I want to apologise for not blogging in nearly a month…apologising to an imaginary audience, first sign of madness. I’ve been on holiday and before that nothing much changed and nothing much happened of any significance.

Tonight was a sober, tired, night in a local nightclub/bar, and I couldn’t help notice, and frankly be pretty disgusted that it really could be compared to a cattle market. I can’t help but think that if Id been my normal drunk self I would not have noticed but the sight of ridiculously fake girls and typical lads gawping as they went past really struck a nerve.

What kind of girl am I hoping to meet here? Its not entirely accurate to say I don’t like clubs, I cant be doing with these club/bars where people pull up chairs and attempt to have a conversation inches away from people attempting to dance the night away. Who are these people kidding, you can’t hear what they are saying and if my group of friends wanted to make small talk we could have stayed at home. You should be able to get lost in the music then talk at the bar, dance with a girl then buy her a drink.

Also the clubs/bars I frequent seem to have a boy/girl ratio that is heavily weighted to the XY, which results in even more typical lads gawping at a concentrated form of typical girls.

Friday 6 August 2010

Hello, My Names Red and I'm a Coffeeholic.


My coffee addiction has gotten serious, Its possibly reached the point of coffee dependency…

Me my younger woman have the strangest relationship… I really can not get my head around it. No sex, actually barely sexual contact what so ever….It’s a text book “we should just be friends” relationship but neither of us wants to say it first. The major family event went ok, mainly because there were about 100 less people than they expected, unfortunate for the family but good news for me

I’m ever so attracted to her friend…she’s more fun, better looking and possibly slightly more promiscuous but I’m fairly sure this makes me a terrible person and realistically the whole “running off with the best friend” situations rarely work.

Me and the Work Colleague were getting on well, everyone seems to dislike her so I’ve been the voice of reason and a friend for the last week or so. There were occasional exchanges of flirting… she took my number, constantly giggles at me but then casually mentioned a boyfriend…or was it a friend’s boyfriend? Anyway I then skulked off… and am currently deciding if she is worth stealing.

There are also a few other romantic interests… but maybe more about them later….


Yes. We have already decided I am a terrible person.